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𝄢 Juan José's avatar

I double dip my fries on both mustard and ketchup. They mix. It's.. delicious

Dead Head's avatar

look at me, feeling something, over a poem, about condiments. thanks for sharing such personal thoughts, Mustard <3

Chief Absurdist Officer's avatar

I strongly disagree. I've never been a Ketchup girl. Ask all my closest people. Mustard all the way. ✊🏼 (Besides, Ketchup doesn't know how to actually write poems or play pranks.)

lynn love's avatar

this is a great poem, although i put mustard and mustard only on my hotdogs 💛

JustSomeMustard's avatar

Mustard thanks you for reading! They appreciate you and your support. Grateful to have you in Mustard’s corner. :)

Birdie Falling's avatar

This would have fit in wonderfully in the Wrizzit "I love you" Digest, haha! (My immediate thought, but I understand multiple platforms can be whelming.) Amazingly well done, our Mustard.

JustSomeMustard's avatar

Mustard thanks you! They think they actually have a poem submitted and published in that digest. :) They really wanted to try to manage both but think primarily using Substack will be the way for them. Appreciate you and your kind words!

Birdie Falling's avatar

Completely understandable! I was just reading it at the same time, and giggled at the parallel themes. This morning’s coffee + reading theme is love, it seems. ❤️

Hannah Larson's avatar

This is so creative I love it!

nature's avatar

Mustard I'm sorry to accept but I also think that... Ketchup is better... I mean Heinz had to come up with a color coded advertisement for their ketchup because people were using their Heinz ketchup containers to put cheep ketchup in them. That's how deep Ketchup is...

Camilla Zee's avatar

Better than Mustard? Is Apple better than Orange? I say no, never.